*waits for puberty to turn me hot until i’m 43*
you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like
"heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell"
how do you know hell has wifi
satan owes me several favors
u hate me?? wow so much in common already
when ur going to the mall
and u actually have money
my whole face is a glitch
my follower count is my birth year
did you know jesus personally?
kissing is hella rad but no one is kissing me so that makes me hella sad
Answering a question your teacher thinks you don’t know the answer to
me before posting something on tumblr: no that could offend someone